10 Quotes by Ted Kosmatka

Speaking of boxes...Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed.Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard.

I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.

There is a moment, climbing a tree, when you know you should climb no higher. A winnowing of branches the farther you go, like the choices in life.

Can you half believe something? No, that wasn't quite right. This was quantum mechanics. The better question: can you both believe in something and not?

I drank until I couldn’t remember which hand held the gun and which the bottle. I drank until they were the same.

The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation.If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember; science rhymes with compliance.Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance?Neurotoxin.

Once you believe in quantum mechanics,” I said, “it’s hard to rule something out merely because it is impossible.

Never trust a man with only one book.

So there is only this place.” He gestured around him. “Only work. People forget they are going to die someday. There’s more to life than career and paycheck.