129 Quotes About Gaming

Who needs sports stardom when you can shoot fireballs from your fingertips?

Fortunately, there are other, more poetic ways of ridding oneself of freedom - that of gaming, for example, where what is at stake is not a freedom subject to the law, but a sovereignty subject to rules. A more subtle and paradoxical freedom which consists in a rigorous observance, an enchanted form of voluntary servitude that is, as it were, the miraculous combination of master and slave: in gaming no one is free, everyone is both the master and the slave of the game.

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

I've never been fucked by a spider lady.

4 months and I outlive Jesus!

1337% of Pi ≈ 42

You know you're a made man when you've found a job you're so passionate about that the world's sexiest women are undressing themselves in front of you and they've still got to put in all the work if they want to get laid.

Speak your confident life force into my ninja ass, Callum.

It's always rewarding watching your homeboys get decapitated.