34 Quotes About Streaming

I advise people, even healthy ones, to avoid flying, as I consider the high radiation environment of hundreds of wireless streaming movie devices to be hazardous to long term human health.

4 months and I outlive Jesus!

I've never been more excited to murder my wife.

I now pronounce you all dead as fuck. You may now suck my dick

Pie is the future.

Skeletons ain't shit, but hoes and tricks

Why did I just try to roll up his asshole? That's not a strategy!

And you thought women were the only backstabbers...well, you were wrong, Club Man!

There is no way I'm parrying that shit, dude. You really think I could parry that? I could try. I could try. I'll get my dick smashed in, but I could try.