1,261 Quotes About Drinking

If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more.

My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in a submarine, navigating the Sea of White Panties with my Spanish-speaking crew. I was like, "Mrs. Sanchez, set the coordinates to Permanent Press! Give me some quarters and another drink! This place is starting to look like a laundromat."

Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.

I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.

Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and that does not help.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.

When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?