1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.

It's usually a great drinking game, late night, just hanging out.

Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow.

There is not a little generalship and stratagem required in the managing and marshalling of our pleasures, so that each shall not mutually encroach to the destruction of all. For pleasures are very voracious, too apt to worry one another, and each, like Aaron's serpent, is prone to swallow up the rest. Thus drinking will soon destroy the power, gaming the means, and sensuality the taste, for other pleasures less seductive, but far more salubrious, and permanent as they are pure.

You find that you have lot of time on your hands when you suddenly are not drinking because you are pregnant.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

I am not motivated by recognition, I just do things I like doing - racing, shagging, eating and drinking.