1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

I never drink water... fish f**k in it.

I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.

Never give a sucker an even break.