540 Quotes About Driving

  • Author P.G. Wodehouse
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    Why has the car stopped?""Ah!" I said with manly frankness that became me well. "There you have me."You see, I'm one of those birds who drive a lot but don't know the first thing about the works. The policy I pursue is to get aboard, prod the self-starter, and leave the rest to Nature. If anything goes wrong, I scream for an A.A. scout. It's a system that answers admirably as a rule, but on the present occasion it blew a fuse owing to the fact that there wasn't an A.A. scout within miles.

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  • Author Celia Rivenbark
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    Proper driving etiquette demands that you basically get close enough to a car in front of you at a busy intersection that it would mean that in certain third-world countries, or South Carolina, you would have to get married.

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  • Author Elle Klass
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    A bridge. A big bridge with lots of traffic. You can’t be serious. I’ve almost killed us at least twice going up and down these crazy hilly roads!” I yelped with true fear in my quivering voice.

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  • Author Robert Wright
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    Fuel efficiency is reducing the fund’s income per mile driven and the average number of miles driven per person has declined.

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  • Author Scott Speer
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    How did you learn to drive like that?" Gwen yelled over the howl of six hundred horses. "Watching Jacks." She gunned the engine and slipped around another car. "What?" "You know, watching his shifting." Gwen gasped. "You've been looking at his SHIFTER?

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  • Author Rhys Ford
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    I tried not to let my relief show. I’d been a passenger in Jae’s car a total of three times, and after each trip, I forced myself not to kiss the ground in thanks once I got free of the Explorer. He’d learned to drive in Seoul. Apparently, no one believed in turn signals or lanes in South Korea, because Jae drove like a drunk butterfly heading to its next fermented flower.

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  • Author Don DeLillo
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    That night, after the movie, driving my father's car along the country roads, I began to wonder how real the landscape truly was, and how much of a dream is a dream.

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