198 Quotes About Ems

One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.

They don't gotta burn the books they just remove 'em

Prayers are like those appeals of ours. Either they don't get through or they're returned with 'rejected' scrawled across 'em.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

And who says you always have to understand things? You can like them without understanding them -- like 'em better sometimes.

Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

Trouble with mice is you always kill 'em.