652 Quotes About England




  • Author Zita Steele
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    The surname Fletcher belonged to my maternal grandfather and was one that he held very proudly. It is the name I legally adopted as my own surname at age 15. Fletcher is an English surname meaning “arrow maker” that was given to medieval craftsmen who designed and crafted arrows.

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  • Author Angela Kiss
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    Typical English holidaymakers prefer not to mingle with foreigners since they strongly believe that they already have too many of them in England. The last thing they need during their holiday is to see and meet more aliens. Actually, that is the main reason why they choose a holiday abroad, to escape from aliens who occupy England.

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  • Author Douglas Adams
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    You have carjacking back in old England?” “Carjacking?”“People walk up to you, steal your car.” “No, but thanks for asking. We have people who clean your windscreen against your will, but, er...”Joe barked with contempt.“The thing is,” explained Dirk, “in London you could certainly walk up to someone and steal their car, but you wouldn't be able to drive it away.” “Some kinda fancy device?”“No, just traffic,” said Dirk.

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