128 Quotes About Eric

I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I was honest that way. I sat back, squared my shoulders, and met her eyes, all confident-like."Mom, meatloaf's like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. It should be outlawed, frankly, and serving it for dinner is like child abuse and should carry with it some pretty stiff penalties.

Be careful who you follow and treat everyone who come to you as if the have an agenda towards you. Do not sleep or relax.

Not every fairy tale story that begins with 'Once upon a time,' has a 'Happily ever after'....

As long as everyone's wearing their own pants.""I see I have come in on a fascinating moment in the conversation.

It was Eric's voice not Simon's, on the recorded message. “Ladies, ladies ” he said. Though it was the millionth time she’d heard the recording, Clary couldn't help rolling her eyes. “If you've reached this message that means our boy Simon is out partying. But please don’t fight among yourselves. There’s always enough Simon to go around.” There was a muffled yell, some laughter, and then the long sound of the beep.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

It took place in the midnight in the University's Great Hall, in a welter of incense, candlesticks, runic inscriptions and magic circles, none of which was strictly necessary but which made the wizards feel better.

Sunday is God's day, and he was committed to honoring it. Just because he was in Paris to compete in the Olympics didn't justify changing his lifelong commitment.

It doesn't prove anything except that you're bullying us. Which, as I recall, is a sign of cowardice.