3,214 Quotes About Food

Join the most expensive gym. They you wont have money for food, and will lose weight.

Suddenly and without warning, one of the men stepped around and, with the beast's nether regions regrettably all too apparent, plunged his bare hand up to the elbow in the pig's rectum, then removed it, holding a fistful of steaming pig shit - which he flung, unceremoniously, to the ground with a loud splat before repeating the process.

Smeagol won't go, O no precious, not this time,' hissed Gollum. 'He's frightened, and he's very tired, and this hobbit's not nice, not nice at all. Smeagol won't grub for roots and carrotses and - taters. What's taters, precious, eh, what's taters?''Po - ta - toes,' said Sam.

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It is well established that gaining weight around the belly is a sign of underlying sickness in many cases.

I had the house salad - a terrific concoction of iceberg greens, cold blue cheese and warm red bacon. If I were a county, I would have made it my flag.

Do you belive in me now?'' he asked, reaching for the plate my bacon was on.Snapping forward, I caught his hand around the wrist before he got a hold of my bacon. ''I might believe you, but that doesn't mean you can steal my bacon.

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Last of his toothpaste, last of his Wheat Chex, last of his 5-Quick-Cinnamon-Rolls-With-Icing, hisPop Secret Microwave Pop-corn, his Deluxe Fudge Brownie Mix next to myCasbah Nutted Pilaf on the sparsershelf, I'm using it all up. Chanting: he'd-want-me-to-he'd-want-me-to. To consume loss like a hydra-headedmeal of would-have-dones accompanied bymissed-shared-delight. What can I tell you?