271 Quotes About Funeral

The priesthood is not dying, but the clerical state is dead. It needs to be buried, preferably with a Viking funeral in Boston Harbor so nobody can miss the spectacle of its passing.

I didn't think the funeral director's stand was in keeping with the centre.

Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra.

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

When words are most empty, tears are most apt.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

In the end, one or the other will triumph - a funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over world capitalism.

I hunted all through the four Gospels trying to find one of Christ's funeral sermons, but I couldn't find any. I found He broke up every funeral He ever attended! Death couldn't exist where He was.

The archiving industry, much like the funeral industry and the wedding industry, these industries can be very exploitative.