316 Quotes About Funny-and-random

Um ... Falcyn?"Medea"What's my brother doing?" Blaise"Holding me in an awkwardly tight manner. It's very strange" Medea"But is he sitting on you?" Blaise" ... Why? should I be worried?" Medea"Well, it means he's not trying to hatch you. Yet. That's always a bonus." Blaise

It’s not a truck, Marcus. It’s an SUV,” Katie explained. “As in Seriously Ugly Vehicle,

-¿Qué haces en la lavandería, sobrino? -me preguntó.-Me caí desde allá arriba.-Ya te irás acostumbrando a la casa. Tiene muchos recovecos, pero es bastante práctica. Ya descubriste el camino de la ropa sucia. -Aquí hay algunos libros.-Son para secado y planchado. A veces se me derrama el té sobre las páginas.

Der König sass mit seinem Vetter allein bei einer Beratung. In diese Kemenate drangen nun die wagemutigen Ritter ein. Kurz entschlossen zückten sie ihre Schwerter und beendeten darin recht unfreundlich dieses Gespräch.

Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake and recall all idiots, criminals, haters, terrorists and replace their defective minds.

Since he wasn’t part of the Psy race’s armed forces, she thought it was because he had curls; Psy hated anything that was out of control.

I'm a snail and God is salting me

he hadn’t killed or shagged even one single person in front of me—which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character.

Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case.