316 Quotes About Funny-and-random

So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven.

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole" Styxx

Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day!

Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter.

If things do not change,in the future we may all speak spell check.

Lassen Sie es nicht zu gehen

Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist !

I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant!

Tip#27Kiss a girl if you’re a female, If you’re a single male kiss a Guy(Idea)It’s fun to offend society ~