316 Quotes About Funny-and-random

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.

Claire was going to hate me. Our son was sucked into the pits of hell while I was watching General Hospital. God damn you Brenda and Sonny for making me lose focus.

Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.

Jace?" She offered him the glass. "I am a man," he told her. "And men do not consume pink beverages. Get the gone, woman and bring me something brown.""Brown?" Isabelle made a face. "Brown is a manly colour," said Jace and yanked on a stray lock of Isabelle's hair with his free hand. "In fact, look-Alec is wearing it."Alec looked mournfully down at his sweater. "It was black," he said. "But then it faded.""You could dress it up with a sequined headband," Magnus suggested.

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous

Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles

NI! Oh no! Not ni!

EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.

You're (I'm) not weird, you're (I'm) just not preticularily normal.