65 Quotes About Funny-book

His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of his own savings in wooden socks, an invention that never caught on as he had hoped.

If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.

The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm.

It was if the devil himself had devised the perfect earthly torture for Lady Alicia Lawrence. “Now how will I occupy myself when I get to hell?

For some reason riding a caffeinated dragon just sounded like a monumentally bad idea.

If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.

Oh no?" he sneered, pulling a packet of cigarettes from his pocket and lighting one up. "Knowing what you're like, the slightest sign of a discarded cigarette butt and you would've been crawling around on your hands and knees trying to figure out how tall the smoker was, how old he was, what zodiac sign he was, whether he'd taken a crap that morning, and Christ knows what else.

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.

Holy hell, did she love her a good dimple. And this one was deadly.She needed to get him to stop smiling. Now.