286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol

Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.

Et s'ils ne sont pas morts, eh bien ! c'est qu'ils vivent encore.Voilà.

IRL: It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet, but when I'm quiet people ask me "What's wrong.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don't, and the world laughs at you.

I never lie to myself. If at times I'm an asshole, then, I admit to myself I've been so. This is how brutally truthful I am with myself. Only those who're assholes lie to themselves. Therefore, I am who I am - just a human. But of course, with an ass hole.

If humans can have a sweet and smooth tongue like that of a snail, ‘bundles’ and ‘bunches’ of troubles will either ‘evaporate’ or ‘coagulate’.

No," said the cat. "Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.

Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.