26 Quotes About Funny-friend

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

Why would anybody want a friend?

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.

What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.