59 Quotes About Funny-marriage

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

The Equal Rights Amendment would "turn holy wedlock into holy deadlock."

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.