45 Quotes About Funny-relationship

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Seek Not Every Quality In One Individual.

Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings.

You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it's so repetitious.'