65 Quotes About Goats

But...that doesn't make any sense...!''It does if you're a goat.

With traumatized Navajos watching, government agents shot sheep and goats and left them to rot or cremated them after dousing them with gasoline. At one site alone, thirty-five goats were shot and left to rot. One hundred fifty thousand goats and fifty thousand sheep were killed in this manner. Oral history interviews tell of the pressure tactics on the Navajos, including arrests of those who resisted, and express bitterness over the destruction of their livestock.

Good things never last, bad things never die.

One moment they were in a Brandenyard street, the next running by wicket-fenced fields where stupidly dignified goats with great, flopping ears and fat, overlong noses stared at them solemnly.

In a dead white field an untethered goat gave them sardonic greeting.

Ellen walks past the lobby in her high heels, stops in her tracks, and turns back around to face Zack.She points at Marvin. "Is that a goat?"Zack nods once. "Yes, ma'am.""In my lobby?""Yes, ma'am. But he's a friendly goat."Ellen plasters on a polite smile. "I don't care if he's a tap-dancing goat. I want him out of here.

I love you more than I love goats, and you know how I feel about goats", Gaby said.

It's good for a person to be terrorized by a goat. Hard to get high and mighty when there's something chasing you for vegetables

The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.