65 Quotes About Goats

When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone,and the meaning has to go find an author again.- The Trouble With Reading

In the silence, I could hear the distinct sound of goats maa-ing in the barn. Lying there listening to them made me smile, too. I'd always loved goats - every one of them different from every other one, and all of them goofy and playful.

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.

{She] ain’t got the sense God gave a goat.

I've never been molested by a goat.

Nothing is meaningless on earth. God has even made the grass a food for some animals. He has created the cows, goats etc. in such physical shapes [heads downward, near the soil] so that they can survive by eating grass easily!

Rubbing the place where a headache was brewing, Toby said, “You may keep whatever parts of the goat you wish. I just want this farm boy’s heart.”“So the rest of him is up for grabs?”“The rest of the goat?”“No, the rest of the…yeah, the goat. The goat. Good eating, goat.

From sunrise to sunset, I was in the forest, sometimes far from the house, with my goat who watched me as a mother does a child. All the animals in the forest became my friends, even dangerous and poisonous ones. Thanks to my goat-mother and my Indian nurse, I have always enjoyed the trust of animals--a precious gift. I still love animals infinitely more than human beings.

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.