2,556 Quotes About Guys

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Americans behaving badly makes the Russians look like the good guys.

You sound like a Renaissance man,” I said. “I am,” Derek said. “I don’t care about how I’m supposed to act because I’m a guy. I do what I do because it’s the right thing to do as a human, not by gender.”- Saving You Saving Me by Kailin Gow

I don't know how much more of this 'sugarplum' shit I can take. I'm about ready to hand over my balls just so he can feel what it's like to have a pair again. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain

"Were you crying?" Tori peered at my face. "You were.""I-it's nothing. I—" "Simon pulled something, didn't he? Got you out on that walk, and the next thing you know, it's not your hand he's holding." Her eyes blaze. "Guys. They can be such—""It wasn't like that.""If he pulled that crap, you can tell me. I've had a few surprise first dates myself. Wish I'd had my spells then. Especially the binding one."

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.

I tend to have a lot of guy friends.

Guys are like purses,Cute, full of crap, and totally replaceable.

Guys don't get romantically involved.""What do they get?""Involved, period.