549 Quotes About Harry-potter

  • Author JK Rowling
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    You don’t think anything that Skeeter cow — sorry, Professor,' he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore. 'I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea what you said, Harry,' said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.

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  • Author A.D. Aliwat
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    Infinite Jest is about as literary as Harry Potter. It could be a perfectly innocuous book in the sci-fi genre. Let’s not confuse the issue. Let’s stop the fuss.

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  • Author J k Rowling
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    Of course we still want to know you!” Harry said, staring at Hagrid.”You don’t think anything that Skeeter cow – sorry, Professor,” he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore.”I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea what you said, Harry,” said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.

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  • Author Lindy West
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    They say it’s excruciatingly difficult to become an animagus and takes years and years of study (except that even flushable wipe Peter Pettigrew figured it out in, like, one year as a teenager, but okay1), yet McGonagall uses it literally exclusively to blow kids’ minds on the first day of Transfiguration class. Ma’am, you are engaged in guerilla warfare against a shadow army of fascists that can do magic. Turn into a cat one time?

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  • Author Lindy West
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    ...disband Slytherin! Why keep it? Do we need it? Why have one house that’s evil? Especially when your whole society is so scared of evil wizards they can’t even say one guy’s name out loud? Wizard hack: don’t send fully one-quarter of your children to Evil School, and maybe end up with 100 percent fewer evil wizards.

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