528 Quotes About Hilarious

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.

It made for some hilarious moments to see him and his friends try to overcome these issues. He surrounded himself with his friends who had no idea how to put together anything like this.

Laughter is wine for the soul-laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness. the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.