69 Quotes About Horny

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

If you insist on labeling me, my sexual orientation is horny.

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

Horniness pretty much always oversells an orgasm.

The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.

She eyed him up and down, and then bit her bottom lip hungrily.

That we are horny creatures is proven by the fact that the invention of video calling found us already having sex over the phone.