394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

Relationships are like recipes. You add two cups of sugar when the recipe calls for one and then you wonder why it turns to sh*t!

Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I’d thought about him in his underwear.Much.He was talking with his friend Nathan. Where Bryce had the whole tan, blond, hazel-eyed thing going on, Nathan was fair with dark hair and dark eyes. They looked like opposite sides of the same coin. A really hot, totally unreachable coin that a collector would keep in a special locked case, which normal girls like myself were not allowed to touch.

Too young to care; Too old to change.

If positivity is not your mindset, then reset

positivity is the father of reinvention

Love and emotion is pair one coin's.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.