394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.

OK. The trick is when you've said something embarrassing by mistake is not to overreact. Instead, keep your chin up and pretend nothing happened.

If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

Welcome... to the Filthy Frank Show. If you're feeling suicidal, you've come to the right place. 'Cause I wanna fucking kill myself as well.

Arguing whether or not God exists is like fleas arguing whether or not the dog exists. Arguing over the correct name of God is like fleas arguing over the name of the dog. And arguing over whose notion of God is correct is like fleas arguing over who owns the dog.

Be wary the treasure you pluck is not attached to the toe of a dragon.

-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.