177 Quotes About Humor-relationships

You’re going to be trouble, aren’t you?”“Not if you give me everything I want.”“We’ll see.

For a man to get married and stay married, he must detach from and disavow the three things that bind him to reality: sex, travel, and near-death experiences.

Bastet thought, "Okay, now for a little magic". She focused her golden eye on the group and momentarily froze them. They froze more mentally than physically, but they were still unable to take action. Bastet sent Jerry a message, “Let’s get the hell out of Dodge, and I mean now!”“I am with you on that,” Jerry replied when he grabbed TZ and headed for the door. Rather than opening it, they sprinted through the door. Nikola, enraged and frozen, was unable to move his body.

He realized with sudden clarity that the power axis in a conflict shifted once your adversary had heard you plead for divine intervention while her hands and mouth and body brought you to screaming climax on her kitchen table.

For crying out loud, absurd things can happen, none of us is spared.” He reached out and gave her a soft pat on the back. “So screw it, lovey. Enjoy every second you’ve got and stop moping around.” - Intomesee

I knew it,” she snapped. “You’re no different from all men. You’re just another jerk pretending to be single! I didn’t wanna wrap a lie into a Christmas present anyway.

Injustiçada é a calcinha, que nem no #LingerieDay fica até o fim da festa.

Humor and sensitivity are the man's best qualities to earn the heart of a woman.

No day should be without romance