24,501 Quotes About Humor

Author Cassandra Clare
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That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?" Isabelle said."So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.
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That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?" Isabelle said."So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.

-Cassandra Clare

Author Eoin Colfer
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Who are you?" he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.
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Who are you?" he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.

-Eoin Colfer

Author Lisi Harrison
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Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!
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Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!

-Lisi Harrison

Author Terry Pratchett
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My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.
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My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.

-Terry Pratchett

Author Eoin Colfer
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.

-Eoin Colfer

Author George Carlin
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

-George Carlin

Author Eoin Colfer
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I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.
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I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.

-Eoin Colfer

Author viggo mortensen
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You don't have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day.
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You don't have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day.

-viggo mortensen

Author Eoin Colfer
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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#fun #humor #internet #kids #teenagers #time-travel
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

-Eoin Colfer

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