24,501 Quotes About Humor

Why don’t you purchase an Italian dictionary? I will assume the expense.”“I have one,” she said, “but I don’t think it’s very good. Half the words are missing.”“Half?”“Well, some,” she amended. “But truly, that’s not the problem.”He blinked, waiting for her to continue.She did. Of course. “I don’t think Italian is the author’s native tongue,” she said.“The author of the dictionary?” he queried.“Yes. It’s not terribly idiomatic.

corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound, such as the one that accompanies Prince Charles.

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

So many books, so little time.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.