5,226 Quotes About Humour

A few years ago it dawned on me that everybody past a certain age ... pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives. They don't want to be who they are any more. They want out. This list includes Thurston Howell the Third, Ann-Margret, the cat members of Rent, Václav Havel, space shuttle astronauts and Snuffleupagus. It's universal.

Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

You can label jam, you can't label man

The thing about changing the world... Once you do it, the world's all different.

Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?

The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily along at your side, holding your hand, and smiling sweetly on one and all.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.