5,226 Quotes About Humour

-Mais parce que je ne pense pas, dit Néron en se relevant.-Et qu'est-ce que tu fais alors?-Je gouverne.

Valence passa une main sur ses yeux et quitta la fenêtre.-L'alcool est là, lui dit Néron en tendant les bras.

I enjoy slaughtering beasts," he said, "and I think of my relatives constantly.

Colourful lips are pretty, child but they also speak colourful lies.

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards

i do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now

The good thing about the aristocracy – German or English – was that they were easily traced, Mirabelle thought.

Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.

Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’‘Is he?’‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’She gave the impression that she and Kieran stood together, sane, dispassionate observers of the idiots populating Lula’s world.