5,226 Quotes About Humour

With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.

I love Sherlock Holmes. I've got all his books, leather-bound. What I thought was great about Sherlock Holmes was that not only was he a supersleuth, he was also a hard worker. Not only did he go out and solve the crimes, he came home and wrote it all down. Fantastic. That's why I admire him.

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive.

Crying was something it had only seen humans do in dramas, and in dramas they did it much more prettily, at dramatic moments, with swelling music in the background. Instead, the girl was getting mucus on her sleeve, and Hemiola didn’t understand the context, and it doubted she would appreciate it providing swelling music on her behalf.

If you forget who you've become remember who you are