5,226 Quotes About Humour

Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.

Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees.

Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. "I have to go.""You just got here.""Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.""You're making that up.""I'm not.""So...what, somebody thinks they're about to die and they text you 'Going down! Need Valkyrie ASAP!' followed by a bunch of sad-face emojis?

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)

Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.”“Because any other female would!

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.

If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.

The last thing he wanted was to see the bright, shining, happy faces of the other angels up there.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.