5,226 Quotes About Humour

Como vulgarmente se dice, se le ponía la piel de gallina cada vez que se rompía un huevo.

Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.

I suddenly realize that I'm naked, which shouldn't bother me since it's the phone, but for some reason it does. "How's it hanging?" Kyra asks and now I think I'm blushing. It's just an expression, but jeez!

Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing there naked, with a boner, and another man’s business card in his hand.He looked like a dick.