5,226 Quotes About Humour

J just like his DadE ever so just (like his Dad)S specless (he never wore glasses)U unable to swimS sometimes I wonder if he was praying for the betraying kiss of Judas so as not to miss out on his Easter eggC cut bread into very thin slicesH hippy aeroplane impressionistR really easy to spot in a crowd on a Good FridayI I wonder if he had a dogS escapologistT took him three days but he did it- In the name of the Lord

Whenever someone throws a tantrum I usually duck. Other times I goose. But I never quail or chicken out.

She went out for dinner with the guy who fixed her computer. All evening long, she couldn't remember his name. But he smiled sweetly as he explained motherboards to her and asked her about her life. Adam, Brian, Chad. "I might go back for my master's," she said. David, Ethan, Fred? "But I'm not sure I'm really passionate about anything.

I should explain — in view of my last letter, you may find it slightly surprising — that Daphne and I are now bosom friends. That is to say, she seems to think we are; and I do not feel that I know her well enough to dispute it.

Okay, babe, I'm here.”The front door smashed opened, slamming against the wall—the man didn't know how to turn a knob?

She’d never known a man whose initial move was to undress the woman he wanted.

You can’t possibly be afraid of trees.

At my daughter's elementary school musical, the printed program modestly explained: "This musical was originally written for 15 actors, but it has been adapted to accommodate our cast of 206.

We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie.