5,226 Quotes About Humour

Manager! Have brain - use it!

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry.

Fever jumped aside just in time to dodge the shower of urine, and stumbled into the path of a religious procession - celebrants in robes and pointed hats whirling and clapping and chanting the name of some old-world prophet, 'Hari, Hari! Hari Potter!'

Everyday I think about the perfect life with you; Everyday I wish you existed.

इंजीन्यरिंग कॉलेज की ज़्यादातर love stories ऐसे ही किसी शाम सूरज के साथ ऐसे ही किसी कैंटीन के बाहर चुप चाप डूब जाती हैं। इंजीन्यरिंग के आखिरी महीने में सूरज पर love stories को साथ लेकर डूबने का लोड बढ़ता जा रहा था और वो गुस्से में रोज़ थोड़ा ज़्यादा लाल होता जा रहा था।

I think that people's sexual preferences are a legitimate subject for humour, dirty humour if at all possible.

The harder I work, the luckier I become.

I look around at all these teachers, that fed us a narrative that we could be whatever we wanted to be, that we could achieve whatever we dreamed of. That was a load of nonsense. Why didn't they teach us how to cope with heartbreak and disillusionment rather than Pythagoras and the periodic table?

Mma Ramotswe tucked the cheque safely away in her bodice. Modern business methods were all very well, she thought, but when it came to the safeguarding of money there were some places which had yet to be bettered.