5,226 Quotes About Humour

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

Add some humour and laughter too into life. Only an apple won't help.

For someone so unwell, he seemed preposterously healthy.

V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.

The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.

...Dah I look like I ‘ave all day?”Honestly, the man looked as if he was between cardiac arrests, so he probably did not have all hour.

Time, plenty of it came to the rescue here: Kelly was to engage in self-expression. In Jake's vocabulary this was a vague term applied to activities like swearing and children's art but in the present context it evidently meant something more specific. The girl at once left her chair, sat down on one of the more affluent patches of carpet and clasped her knees.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.