93 Quotes About Humourous-situations

ONLY HAPPY WHEN MISERABLE, IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL TRY TO AVOID!

Attack!” I yell, snarling at Adam, who stands there dumbfounded for a few moments, before sense regains the upper hand. All I need down is a helmet and a flag to mark my territory. Yes. I think, cackling like a maniac. You are being chased by a pissed off ghost with a nasty vendetta.

Without humanity how can human beings enter Heaven?

The fastest way to a man's heart is by tearing a hole through his rib cage_T-Shirt

You think!” cried Mama. “She’s just a-looking after your backside and mine.” But at least her arms let up. Shioni could breathe again.“It’d take five of her to look after your backside.”Mama seemed to find his rudeness amusing. A beaming smile lit up her round face like the sun leaping above the hills of Abyssinia in the morning. “Better a plump, well-padded rump, than the rear end of a skinny goat like you, eh?

An odd arrangement... to have a couch facing the bed, and I smile to myself - I've picked on the couch as odd, when really it's the most mundane piece of furniture in the room." - Anastasia seeing the playroom for the first time.

Can I ask you something?” Jo"Maybe" Thorn“What’s between you and Karma?” Jo“Right about now … three miles.” Thorn

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.

People can't really sympathize with you properly when you've woken them up