374 Quotes About Humourous

Can we stop talking about my pants, please?

The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so hard his kids will be born crooked.

People only ever doubt certainties, otherwise, where’s the sport?

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.

Stan smiled too. Life was good, even when you were dead.

I did what politicians do all the time: smile and act like I’m answering the question but really just talk about whatever the hell I feel like talking about

Sam's hand brushed her shoulder, and she almost jumped out of her skin as he brought his mouth close to her ear and murmured, "You look beautiful. Though I bet you already know that." She most certainly did.

I never wear knickers on a Sunday.

I had half a feeling that he might suddenly savage me in a bear hug under glass arcade. When he was disgruntled, you never knew how he would vent it.