374 Quotes About Humourous

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

Believe you me, I love all - just not people.

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

I myself went into a hospital and came out French.

Good taste is death. Vulgarity is life.

Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake..

Oh, I'm dying,' I like moaned. 'Oh, I have a ghastly pain in my side. Appendicitis, it is. Ooooooh.' 'Appendy shitehouse,' grumbled this veck.

He had rid my inherited house of a lustful ghost, opened my eyes to a concealed world of strange forces and arcane knowledge, and buggered me twice.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Alternator" The recommended course of action when she becomes too difficult to live with.