374 Quotes About Humourous

Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you.

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...

I believe in the 20/80 rule. That's where working an extra 20% faster, harder, or smarter gets you an extra 80% of the rewards.

Marriage is called an ‘institution’ because you must be somewhat mental to get into it. You first seek asylum but end up living in one. You don’t believe me? Well, in Spanish ‘Esposas’ means wives as well as handcuffs. But hey, that’s nothing but a linguistic coincidence.

He’s the thing my teenage fantasies were made of. Woodsy male scent. Muscular, yet trim frame. A quick wit that always finds a way to pull me into a debate.

True friends chop the onions and cry together.

Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my back was turned, they attacked my wife. I owe them nothing.

Her heart beating like a bongo drum strapped to the back of a runaway camel