374 Quotes About Humourous

He did not like me and I did not like him, though I tried harder than he to conceal my dislike.

We should have wars. Then there would be no need for sports.

You know a few shiftless persons in need of biological levity. You men of negotiable constancy like gold, don’t you?

Her mum was talking like the Queen. Well, the Queen's slightly rougher sister from Salford.

If you're not smarter than your phone, then you aren't smart at all.

I needed to say something. Something romantic! Something to sweep her off her feet."You're like a potato!" I shouted after her. "In a minefield.

A pair of Blahniks and a girl can vanquish anything

Moral," said Vale."That's an interesting adjective to apply to 'genocide'.

As I was walking to my car, a crow that was sitting on a wall suddenly scooped down and did number two on my head. Luckily I was holding a newspaper on my head at that time because sun was very strong and I didn’t want to become tanned. So thanks god my blow-dried hair didn’t get spoiled. People say it is a good amen when a bird does potty on you, but I am sorry, what’s so good about your head being used as a toilet?