374 Quotes About Humourous

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.

There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school!

...they say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom." Elatha laughed. "Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister.

All men, at some level or the other, are liars. Fortunately there is a cure. They can all become a fine creature, provided their nuts are taken off with pliers.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.

The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again.

You can't have a Champion Athlete without great competitors pushing them away.

One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.