136 Quotes About Idiots




  • Author Valerie Bowman
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    Oh, no, dear. That's not how these things work. Our set has a long tradition of men meeting in pubs to tell each other what they need to hear. You mustn't ruin it.

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  • Author Bill Watterson
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    People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

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  • Author Orson Scott Card
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    My needs are simple and few, thought Valentine. Food. Clothing. A comfortable place to sleep. And no idiots.But of course a world with no idiots would be lonely. If she herself were even allowed there.

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  • Author andy weir
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    It’s a simple idiot-proofing scheme that’s very effective. But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.

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  • Author Cynthia Hand
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    I didn't figure things out, either, you know. So if you'e an idiot, I guess that makes two of us."He seems relieved to hear me say that. I guess idiots love company.

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