918 Quotes About Internet

The best way to measure the loss of intellectual sophistication - this "nerdification," to put it bluntly - is in the growing disappearance of sarcasm, as mechanic minds take insults a bit too literally.

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.

The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.

It is the greatest truth of our age: Information is not knowledge.

Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

The Internet is a big distraction. It's distracting, it's meaningless; it's not real. It's in the air somewhere.

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.