1,034 Quotes About Irony

Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. -Andrew Young, author, civil rights activist, US congressman, mayor, and UN ambassador (b. 1932)

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are a subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who has suffered from insomnia.

To be depressed or neurotic is passive. It has happened to all of us; we are its victims, are we have no control over it.

Mixed thoughts of business and pleasure, 100 million dollar meetings is a success of true measure.Privately bonded to the treasury of secrecy, it's secrets that give keys to open sesame, look to the Bible for it's a sweet recipe of Supremacy. Find the knowledge to it all and never sell it for loose lips sink ships.

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

What a cruel irony it is, that we get to choose our thoughts but not our feelings.

What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just to be ironic? I suspect that act was actually the result of his secret embarrassment of his hideous nose.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.