1,034 Quotes About Irony

sometimes when everything seems atits worstwhen all conspiresand gnawsand the hours, days, weeksyearsseem wasted – stretched there upon my bedin the darklooking upward at the ceilingi get what many will consider anobnoxious thought:it’s still nice to beBukowski.

A politician is a man who checks his views in the internet and his value in the bank.

12 instituted charters instituting a currency for commodity to barter as a medium of exchange.They ask "Am I a little deranged? Saying things a little too strange?" I laugh it off like if they only knew, they would be as sane and that's what I'm in; to be out would mean to be like the mass of these man.

Her logic was a combination of half-truths and clichés, her worldview a compound of misconceptions deriving from a history of our nation as written from the perspective of a subway tunnel.

...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity.

There are no artists! They all sell their works.

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

Money give value to life. The more money you have, the more valuable you are to others.

A third of population tend to corrupt. The rest have no money.