42 Quotes About Jared

There's a card up in your little sweetshop advertising Pomeranian cross puppies free to a good home," he observed. "What's your point?" "I'm not a puppy, you can't give me away.

I'll be your shovel.

You’re not so much of a shmuck after all, Jarry.”“Thanks, PITA. But you tell anyone that I’m going soft, and I’ll deny it with my last breath.”“Would I do that?” Sarah asks with what she attempts to be an innocent expression, and fails miserably.“Yes,” I say easily. “Yes, you would.

You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask.“Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had a penis.

My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the show right now.

Fucking morning people, they just don’t understand what it a chore it is for us normal people to not want to leave our warm beds and face the miserable sun.